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[So, Luceti! This post starts with a groan as a wayward ＰＫＭＮＴＲＡＩＮＥＲ wakes up in the middle of the woods!] Huh...?

[Well, that's odd. He didn't really remember falling asleep at any point, and even if he had... Route 121 shouldn't be this cold, right? Well, whatever. He can just check his map to see where he went off-course! Except, y'know, he immediately realises his Bag's missing. Which means he doesn't have his items. ... Or his Pokémon, for that matter. Oh, and these aren't his clothes, either.]

[Now, a lesser man might panic, but not Brendan! He's definitely not shaking because he's unnerved! It's just the cold, that's all!!]

[After about a minute of essentially flailing for anything he can use, he manages to find his journal and, after a few experimental clicks, gets the gist of how it works (mostly. the guys who dumped him here must've left it here to taunt him, right?)!]

O-kay. I have no idea who I'm talking to [or if this is even working.], but that's not really important right now! Any one of you wanna tell me what kind of creep robs a guy and leaves him in a forest like this? Because I could use an explanation right now.

[Pause!] ... Knowing why it's snowing in the middle of Summer would be cool too, I guess.

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[wiggle wiggle wiggle.]

Oh right, sure! This place is called Luceti. These people called the Malnosso brought us here to do experiments on us, and they're really weird. [And the last one was terrifying.] And people come from all different kinds of worlds, so nobody has Pokémon either, except for the other trainers like us.

[You wanna stick or something.]

Uh... Might wanna take a step back there. These Mallie guys did what?

Oh. [Whoops.]

Um.. They brought us here from our home worlds to do experiments.

[>other worlds
>trans-dimensional assholes
>what]

Y... you're kidding here, right? I mean, what kinda guys would even do that? How would they even do that?

[She shakes her head a bit, scratching it awkwardly. Ummm.]

Nope, that's really how it is. Nobody really knows how they do it though, so... [it is a mystery]

[Huh...]

Man, that's gotta suck... [That's some Champion-level reasoning there, folks.] So how do we get out?

W-well... We can't. [To put it bluntly. Um.]

There's a barrier around here too that we can't get out of either.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second it sounded like you were implying he was stuck here!]

So? You just smash right through it... right?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying he wasn't stuck here!]

Nope... Nobody's able to do that. [The moon sure got through it but... that's completely different.]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying implications!]

Then, what? We're supposed to just... stay here?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying a lack of them.

A nod.] Yep. Since nobody's found a way out or anything, we're well... stuck.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying >notgreentext!]

S-so we're meant to just stay here!?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying that I know how to make green text!]

Mhhhhm. Until whenever we're sent back home, at least.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying you know how to do anything!]

... [Okay Brenbutt, ignore how horrible that is. Ignoring ~feelings~ is eeeeeasy, remember.] Then what are we supposed to do while we're here? What about the people back home?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying RUUUUUUUUUUUDE.]

Whatever you want to do, really! I usually just explore the forest. But there's a Battle Dome here if you want to train your Pokémon, and you can always do that with the other trainers too.

As for those back at home, um... It's kind of confusing... [Red explained it to her and even he sounded completely confused on the matter.] But basically it's like time stopped there. So when you go back, it's as if you never left.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying URUDE.] So... lemme get this straight:

A bunch of people that might be scientists have kidnapped me for their evil experiments. Except they don't really do much experimenting, so instead most of the time I get to spend my days doing whatever I feel like, and when they let me go it'll be like I was never even here anyway.

That right?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying EVEN MORE RUDE.

She listens as Brendan goes over the facts and nods.] Yep, that's about it! But aside from that, it's not all that bad... there are lots of nice people here. --Oh, and everything's free, too. So you don't have to worry about buying food or anything either.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there, it sounded like you were implying THE URUDEST.]

Hah... [Sighs.] They don't even have Pokédollars here?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying THE ABSOLUTE RUDEST.]

Nope, no Pokédollars either. No currency at all. [Headscratch.]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying AND PROUD OF IT.]

Soooo, what? Everything's really for free?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying THAT'S TERRIBLE.]

Yep! Everything. Clothes, food, items, housing... It's all free.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO IT'S WONDROUS.]

... That's a little too nice of our kidnappers, don't you think?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO IT ISN'T.]

I guess but... at least it makes some things here nicer, despite the fact that we're not home.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying YES IT IS.]

If it's not home, it's got no business being nice!

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO WAY.]

Well... it's better than it not being nice at all, isn't it? Especially considering how long some people end up staying here...

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