01 ⚈ [Voice]

[catches]

[VOICE]

[So, Luceti! This post starts with a groan as a wayward ＰＫＭＮ ＴＲＡＩＮＥＲ wakes up in the middle of the woods!] Huh...?

[Well, that's odd. He didn't really remember falling asleep at any point, and even if he had... Route 121 shouldn't be this cold, right? Well, whatever. He can just check his map to see where he went off-course! Except, y'know, he immediately realises his Bag's missing. Which means he doesn't have his items. ... Or his Pokémon, for that matter. Oh, and these aren't his clothes, either.]

[Now, a lesser man might panic, but not Brendan! He's definitely not shaking because he's unnerved! It's just the cold, that's all!!]

[After about a minute of essentially flailing for anything he can use, he manages to find his journal and, after a few experimental clicks, gets the gist of how it works (mostly. the guys who dumped him here must've left it here to taunt him, right?)!]

O-kay. I have no idea who I'm talking to  [or if this is even working.], but that's not really important right now! Any one of you wanna tell me what kind of creep robs a guy and leaves him in a forest like this? Because I could use an explanation right now.

[Pause!] ... Knowing why it's snowing in the middle of Summer would be cool too, I guess.

Comments

[Action for Some-Guy-Who-Is-Not-Cool-Enough-To-Have-A-Color-Name]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO IT ISN'T.]

I guess but... at least it makes some things here nicer, despite the fact that we're not home.

[Action for Weird-Girl-Who-Thinks-Being-Named-For-A-Colour-Is-Cool]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying YES IT IS.]

If it's not home, it's got no business being nice!

[Action for That-Guy-Who-Thinks-That-Being-Named-After-A-Color-Is-Not-Cool]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO WAY.]

Well... it's better than it not being nice at all, isn't it? Especially considering how long some people end up staying here...

[Action for The-Girl-Who-Thinks-That-Being-Named-After-A-Color-Is-Not-Horrific]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying YEAH WAY.]

... How long are we talking here?

[Action for The-Boy-Who-Thinks-That-Being-Named-After-A-Color-Is-Horrific]

[moehealer]

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying HELL NO.]

Well... I think I remember some people saying that they've been here for a few years. [Sorry to break it to you, Brendan.]