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[VOICE]

[So, Luceti! This post starts with a groan as a wayward ＰＫＭＮ ＴＲＡＩＮＥＲ wakes up in the middle of the woods!] Huh...?

[Well, that's odd. He didn't really remember falling asleep at any point, and even if he had... Route 121 shouldn't be this cold, right? Well, whatever. He can just check his map to see where he went off-course! Except, y'know, he immediately realises his Bag's missing. Which means he doesn't have his items. ... Or his Pokémon, for that matter. Oh, and these aren't his clothes, either.]

[Now, a lesser man might panic, but not Brendan! He's definitely not shaking because he's unnerved! It's just the cold, that's all!!]

[After about a minute of essentially flailing for anything he can use, he manages to find his journal and, after a few experimental clicks, gets the gist of how it works (mostly. the guys who dumped him here must've left it here to taunt him, right?)!]

O-kay. I have no idea who I'm talking to  [or if this is even working.], but that's not really important right now! Any one of you wanna tell me what kind of creep robs a guy and leaves him in a forest like this? Because I could use an explanation right now.

[Pause!] ... Knowing why it's snowing in the middle of Summer would be cool too, I guess.

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[tsuntrader]

[...That sounds familiar, but not quite right...] Probably because it's not the middle of Summer.

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[It might not be as fabulous, but his voice surely must ring a bell!

Wow, how helpful.]

Was the last time I checked, man.

[tsuntrader]

[...Definitely doesn't seem like Ruby.] Seasons tend to vary a little when you're on another planet.

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[Are they seriously messing with him?]

... Another planet. Like, in space. Really.

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[DID SOMEONE SAY FOREST? Because that's where Yellow is right now. But then again, when is she not wandering around there? So yeah. In any case! Once hearing some not-Ruby guy who clearly sounds like a new feather talking, she walks on over to investigate with Chuchu.

Aaaand then she sees him, and stops. That's... That's...!

Wait, no... Gary looked like Green but wasn't really Green, so it could be the case for this guy?! He doesn't sound too fabulous Ruby-like, but maybe...]

Ruby?! Is that you?

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[SOMEONE DID INDEED SAY FOREST. MIGHTY SOURCE OF GREEN MANA UPON TAPPING AND ALL.

Man, it's really cold out here... good thing no-one's here to see him shiver! That'd be all kinds of humili--

Turning at the sound of that voice, he turns! It's a cute(!!) girl but... he has no idea what she's talking about. Still, as an upstanding and awesome fellow, he should let her down gently!]

Uh... Sorry, but it sounds like you got me mixed up with someone else.

[Action for Not-Ruby]

[moehealer]

[FABULOUS. BUT NOT-RUBY FABULOUS. DELICIOUS FORESTNESS.

"Let her down gently"... What are you doing, rejecting her?! Gosh, rude. Once Brendan speaks up though, she tilts her head to the side a bit. Mixing him up...? Well, he doesn't really sound like Ruby, after all but... Still! He looks so much like him. Guess it really is just like the case with Gary and Green. Siiiigh.]

H-huh? Oh... You look a lot like a friend of mine from back home. [...] Um... What's your name?

[Action for Weird-Girl]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[FORESTS ARE NOT KNOWN FOR THEIR FINE FLAVOUR.

He's rejecting the reality of being her friend so it's the same.]

Huh... weird. [To think another as awesome-looking as himself could exist in this world...] Anyway, name's Brendan, of Littleroot Town!

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

The Malnosso took your stuff but it should be in the town and... it's almost winter around here.

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[Malwhat now.]

... Y'know, it kinda feels like I'm missing something here. Mind explaining that again?

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

This place is called Luceti. You've been brought here by an Organization called the Malnosso. If your shoulders are feeling a little unpleasant right now, that's because of the wings on your back. Taking really good care of them is highly recommended. They've been nice enough to bring a lot of your items from your home here as well along with your clothes. Those can be found in the shops in the village and don't worry about having to pay for anything because everything is free around here. Also... it might be summer where you're from but it's getting pretty close to winter here. Time flows a bit different inside the barrier.

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[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[oh, info! Listening...

Huh, wings? What exactly is that supposed to...]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[THERE IS NOW THE SOUND OF A HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL COMING OVER THE JOURNAL.]

What!?H-how did they even...!?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

That's because it's winter.

[Voice]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

... Yeahhhh. Instead of trying to tell me we skipped a season, it might be a bit more helpful to focus on the 'guy stripping people and dumping them in the woods' bit.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

That's such an awkward topic, though.

[Voice]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

So, what, you're just gonna avoid talking about it?

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[palletsbest.livejournal.com]

Your first concern would be dealing with your lack of clothing. You don't want to get sick, do you?

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[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[Narrowly avoids having it go over his head! Catches!!

Huh... Arcanine aren't native to Hoenn so... this guy must've got one in a trade?] I'll be fine! Th-the cold does nothing to me! [Brendan man you've spent most of your time lately in a tropical region...]

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[palletsbest.livejournal.com]

Do you understand your situation?

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[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[The shivering is just a sign of his masculinity! He's shuddering so hard because his body can't take it!]

Yeah. I normally wander around and ask for explanations on things when I understand what's going on. Don't you?

[voice]

[myvictorymarch.livejournal.com]

It's snowing because it's winter.

Hmpth. You sound new.

[voice]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[After all the other explanations because there's been like a million 'IT'S ACTUALLY WINTER / NO IT'S NOT / IT IS HERE / GASP' threads now.]

Care to help the new guy out, then?

[voice]

[myvictorymarch.livejournal.com]

Tch, what makes you automatically think I'm going to do that?

[Rude Acceledouche.]

[voice]

[hoennian.livejournal.com]

[So rude.]

Because... I don't see why you'd bother saying anything if you weren't going to?