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[So, Luceti! This post starts with a groan as a wayward ＰＫＭＮＴＲＡＩＮＥＲ wakes up in the middle of the woods!] Huh...?

[Well, that's odd. He didn't really remember falling asleep at any point, and even if he had... Route 121 shouldn't be this cold, right? Well, whatever. He can just check his map to see where he went off-course! Except, y'know, he immediately realises his Bag's missing. Which means he doesn't have his items. ... Or his Pokémon, for that matter. Oh, and these aren't his clothes, either.]

[Now, a lesser man might panic, but not Brendan! He's definitely not shaking because he's unnerved! It's just the cold, that's all!!]

[After about a minute of essentially flailing for anything he can use, he manages to find his journal and, after a few experimental clicks, gets the gist of how it works (mostly. the guys who dumped him here must've left it here to taunt him, right?)!]

O-kay. I have no idea who I'm talking to [or if this is even working.], but that's not really important right now! Any one of you wanna tell me what kind of creep robs a guy and leaves him in a forest like this? Because I could use an explanation right now.

[Pause!] ... Knowing why it's snowing in the middle of Summer would be cool too, I guess.

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[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying URUDE.] So... lemme get this straight:

A bunch of people that might be scientists have kidnapped me for their evil experiments. Except they don't really do much experimenting, so instead most of the time I get to spend my days doing whatever I feel like, and when they let me go it'll be like I was never even here anyway.

That right?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying EVEN MORE RUDE.

She listens as Brendan goes over the facts and nods.] Yep, that's about it! But aside from that, it's not all that bad... there are lots of nice people here. --Oh, and everything's free, too. So you don't have to worry about buying food or anything either.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there, it sounded like you were implying THE URUDEST.]

Hah... [Sighs.] They don't even have Pokédollars here?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying THE ABSOLUTE RUDEST.]

Nope, no Pokédollars either. No currency at all. [Headscratch.]

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying AND PROUD OF IT.]

Soooo, what? Everything's really for free?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying THAT'S TERRIBLE.]

Yep! Everything. Clothes, food, items, housing... It's all free.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO IT'S WONDROUS.]

... That's a little too nice of our kidnappers, don't you think?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO IT ISN'T.]

I guess but... at least it makes some things here nicer, despite the fact that we're not home.

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying YES IT IS.]

If it's not home, it's got no business being nice!

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying NO WAY.]

Well... it's better than it not being nice at all, isn't it? Especially considering how long some people end up staying here...

[Oh Yellow, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying YEAH WAY.]

... How long are we talking here?

[Oh Brendan, you so silly. For a second there it sounded like you were implying HELL NO.]

Well... I think I remember some people saying that they've been here for a few years. [Sorry to break it to you, Brendan.]

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