RUDE?! Well we already discussed this BUT HEY ENJOY ALL THE AWKWARD I'M STILL SORRY STAR!!]
... [Cough. Uh. He doesn't know what to say so instead he shifts around next to Brendan and sits down, leaning his head on Brendan's shoulder. Yes. That's less awkward.]
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A thing.
HE'S LITTLE WHERE IT COUNTS OKAY. AND YES I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE OKAY A JOKE!!]
Uh, no, it's my fault... [He says as he wonders what just happened.]
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Oh. A thing. Right.
RUDE?! Well we already discussed this BUT HEY ENJOY ALL THE AWKWARD I'M STILL SORRY STAR!!]
... [Cough. Uh. He doesn't know what to say so instead he shifts around next to Brendan and sits down, leaning his head on Brendan's shoulder. Yes. That's less awkward.]
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A thing of stuff, even.
I LIKE IT SO IT'S OKAY YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!]
Uh. [Sure, you do that. He'll just play with his hair again and try to pretend nothing happened.]
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A thing of stuff?! Whoah now.
SFDG|ZDKGH NO SHUT UP AAAAH I'M SORRY I'M SORRY SOBBING?!]
Shut up. [And just enjoy petting his hair or whatever. It's awkward enough okay.]
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I know, right? Would you like to touch my thing of stuff?
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... Fine, time to ruffle it!!] Idiot.
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Maybe? Can I actually touch it only for you to tell me you were joking so we can awkward over it?
GETTHOSEEYEBEAMSOUTTAHERE.]
Says you. [It's more light-natured and teasing than the other times they've argued.]
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Of course~
HOMOLASERSINYOUREYES.]
Problem? [D'aww look they're playfighting.]
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Excellent /touches
ICANTSEEIMBLINDEDAAAUGHWHY.]
You're the idiot here, not me. [D'aaaw~ ain't that sweet.
When they meet again it'll be awkward normal fighting again.]
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/EXPLODES OVER
BUTNOWYOUCANSEEINHOMOVISION.]
Nah, you're the biggest idiot here. [Nah it'll just be super awkward.]
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Oh come on you never said you would explode! ... In what sense are we talking here?
EVERYTHINGISPINKANDCOVEREDINRAINBOWS.]
If I'm the biggest idiot then you're the biggest moron. [Super awkward... Fighting?]
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The erotic sense, as is the norm for our discussions. Duh.
ALSOLARGEMUSCULARMENFILLYOUREVERYORIFICE.]
Being an idiot's a whole lot bigger than being a moron, so fine! [Sure.]
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Ah alright. Just checking. SEE THIS IS WHY IT'S EASY TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT THIS SORT OF STUFF!!
HOWDOESMYSIGHTBEINGCHANGEDMAKETHATHAPPEN.]
Guess I'm just an idiot then, moron. [Lightly headbutting Brendan's shoulder.]
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I am a lovely person okay.
BECAUSE.]
You bet you are, idiot. [... Ruffles hair!]
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I never said you weren't.
NOTGOODENOUGH.
Caius just laughs and settles back down against Brendan. Kawaii desu.]
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How kind of you.
SHUTUPMUSCLEMENINYOUREYES.
Kyaawai. Pulling him in a little tighter.]